Oliver Lynch

Oliver Lynch

Long time traveller who is all about food, language and doing random stuff. Also writes screenplays and drinks lot of beer.

How To Avoid Getting In Trouble In Dubai

There have been several news stories lately about people falling foul of the law in Dubai. If you’re wondering ‘is Dubai safe’ the answer is yes, so long as you obey their laws.

Visiting any country does mean you have to be mindful of local laws and customs and Dubai is no exception. In fact Dubai and the UAE have given out the image of a holidaymakers paradise over recent years, but this does put them at odds with their very conservative ground rules. In fact, some laws are very similar to super conservative Saudi Arabia!

Recent news from UAE and Dubai includes a woman who was locked up for drinking wine on an Emirates flight into the country (there’s more to it than that though); and a motorist who was locked up for making a rude gesture in traffic.

To avoid your trip to Dubai and the UAE ending in jail time (or just getting in trouble with the locals), there are several simple things to bear in mind.

Pic: Wedn

1. Drinking

Yes, drinking alcohol is technically illegal in the UAE except in designated places. These designated places tend to be bars and nightclubs that are usually situated in hotels. Being drunk on the streets of Dubai will likely mean arrest and jail time so if you’re going to have a drink make sure you do it at a licensed place or private premises.

If you’re bar hopping Dubai or getting a taxi home after a night out you’ll need to be a little careful. The taxi driver will need to come into the venue and escort you to his vehicle and then do the same at the other end.

The UAE states have their own laws on drinking, so whats OK in Dubai likely won’t be OK in neighbouring Sharjah or Abu Dhabi. If you’re under 21 or a Muslim then you won’t be able to drink at all in any of the Emirates.

Being drunk or intoxicated in any way on the streets of Dubai is an arrestable offence. So if you had a few on the flight and you’re a bit worse for wear, don’t go wandering the streets looking for a kebab. Get room service instead!

2. Sex

In theory having sex outside of marriage in Dubai and the UAE is also illegal.  Of course this is one of those laws which is likely to go unpunished if you keep all bedroom activity to exactly that, the bedroom. It’s quite rare that a hotel in Dubai will enforce the rule so usually you’ll be able to book a double room and rock up with your missus or fella and carry on as normal.

If you’re feeling frisky and thinking about going for it in public, just don’t. People have been locked up for public sex in the Emirates, so control that libido and save it for the hotel room.

For single travellers, prostitution is everywhere and men on their own in a bar are very likely to be approached by a friendly female who is probably going to ask for sex and money pretty quickly.

Solo females are usually OK on their own, but lewd suggestions from men on the street or taxi drivers isn’t unheard of. Try to avoid displaying too much in the way of flesh in public places and remember that this is a very sexually conservative country.

Not in Dubai… – Pic: Free-Photos

3. Public Displays Of Affection

In general public displays of affection should be avoided to ensure you don’t offend anyone or fall foul of the decency laws. This includes holding hands or heavy petting.  Saying that, you do see people in the streets holding hands and couples who do exchange a kiss, but think of it more as momentary thing rather than a full moment of passion.

As a general rule, keep PDA’s to a minimum. Unless (see below)…

4. LGBTQ+

Although the Western world has Pride events and gay/queer isn’t a dirty word any more. In Islamic law pretty much all of these alternative sexualities outright illegal. If you’re gay and travelling with a partner you’ll either have to get twin beds or separate rooms, and it should be taken as read that public displays of affection between same sex couples is an absolute no-no.

Being gender fluid/trans is also something that could cause some problems on the streets of Dubai and the UAE. If in doubt, try and play it down and be as ‘conventional’ as possible (sorry, but it’ll save you a lot of hassle). Men/boys should try and stick to men’s clothing and avoid make up, women are usually OK so long as they don’t try and overtly masculinize themselves.

5. Drugs

Just say no. Seriously. Drugs in Dubai and UAE are totally illegal with serious consequences. Can’t live without your daily weed joint? You might want to skip the UAE.

A famous case is that of drum n bass DJ Grooverider who was jailed for 4 years for possession of weed in Dubai. Even if you’re in transit and you have some drugs on you, ditch it ASAP.

It might also be worth making sure you don’t use a bag that has had drugs in it before. Even residue is enough to get you in trouble in Dubai.

6. Vulgarity & Rude Gestures

Pic: ATIMedia

Traffic is pretty horrible in Dubai, but even if some idiot cuts you up (which they will), resist the urge to beep your horn and call them names. There are several cases of people who have been arrested for making rude gestures at other drivers in traffic, so keep your road rage under control.

Equally, being aggressive or vulgar to anyone in the streets can also cause problems with the law. In particular, avoid any confrontation with police or government officials (including airport staff).

If you feel like you’re being unfairly treated or misunderstood then take a deep breath and do your best diplomatic approach. Flipping the bird, pointing in peoples faces or calling people names is enough to wind up in a jail cell.

7. Porn

If you have a laptop or electronic device that has porn on it, you might want to delete that folder. Carrying printed pornographic material is illegal in the country so do not take porn into the UAE or Dubai.

Most porn sites including the mega popular Pornhub are blocked in the Emirates (although there are lots of workarounds), due to local and Islamic laws.

8. Pork

Much like alcohol, pork is a haram (prohibited) item in Islam and as such bringing it into the UAE is illegal. You’re unlikely to be arrested but you might face a fineHowever, you can find pork products in some specialist stores in the Emirates. If you like a bacon sandwich you might have to forego it for the duration of your visit. Stick to lamb shawarmas instead!

9. Vaping

Not in Dubai…! Pic: SarahJohnson1

As of 2018 e-cigarettes (vaping) is illegal in Dubai. You’re unlikely to be arrested but your vape will likely be confiscated at the airport and if found smoking one in the street you could face a fine. Saying that, the UAE has a fairly hard line on all laws so don’t become the first convicted felon for smoking an e-cigarette!

10. Loud Music & Dancing

You’ll often find people elsewhere in the world listening to music on bluetooth speakers in the park and maybe even dancing. Not in Dubai. Loud music away from private or licences premises (and in your car) is ‘indecent’ and even ‘provocative’. It’s not illegal but you’ll likely be asked to turn it off by an official and you could be fined.

11. Debts

Going into debt is haram (forbidden) in Islam and as a result any negative equity that you rack up in the country could result in jail. Most people (except Americans) don’t use cheques any more (or checks) but if you do write a cheque make sure the funds are covered as a bounced cheque can cause all sorts of legal hassles.

Not paying bills is also illegal, so if you rack up a bill. Pay it ASAP.

12. Rape

Somewhat horrifyingly, if a woman reports a rape in Dubai or the UAE, she is liable to be arrested for having extra marital sex. If you find yourself a victim of a crime such as rape in UAE or Dubai, report it to your consulate or embassy and ask their advice.

13. Non Islamic Religious Material

If you’re carrying anything that could be deemed suitable for missionary activities then you might be on the wrong side of the law. Attempting to convert a Muslim to another religion is a serious crime and even discussing it can lead to consequences.

Your own Holy Book or a book about religion won’t cause any issues, but anything deemed as material to incite religious hatred or discord should be avoided.

14. Medicines

Some medical items are prohibited in the Emirates so if you need to carry medicine make sure you have your prescription or a doctors note. View a list of banned medical items here.

For up to date travel advice to help you avoid getting in trouble in Dubai, check out the FCO website: https://www.gov.uk/foreign-travel-advice/united-arab-emirates.

 

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